May 21, 2008

Rants of two software engineers

STATUTARY WARNING: This conversation took place at the time when frustration levels had reached their heights. The language used may not be appropriate for amateur audience. But I have to share it, this email may be considered as an extension to the rant.

Keywords for laymen:

AIM = The messenger this conversation happened on.

API = Something like a program to make another program (What an absurd definition!)

Websense: Name of the firewall used by the companies that these two people work for.

[17:34] zombiezparadize: email
[17:34] SubhobrotoSinha: about what??
[17:34] zombiezparadize: as promised
[17:35] zombiezparadize: Hi SubhobrotoSinha: "you are supposed to send me an email tonight!"
[17:35] zombiezparadize: this is just a reminder
[17:35] SubhobrotoSinha: what mail??
[17:35] SubhobrotoSinha: ok ok
[17:35] SubhobrotoSinha: I rememebr
[17:35] zombiezparadize: thanks for returning from amnesia
[17:38] zombiezparadize: my brain is screwed up...I need a break...damn I have been warming my arse since 12 o clock on this fucking chair
[17:38] zombiezparadize: and this stupid AIM shows you typing when you're not
[17:39] zombiezparadize: and no respite after reaching home...the *EDITED* tonight
[17:39] zombiezparadize: and this fucked up API...it has its internals screwed up and I am having troubles reaching the author
[17:40] zombiezparadize: FUCK
[17:40] zombiezparadize: I need liberation
[17:40] zombiezparadize: I should have taken GRE last yr
[17:40] zombiezparadize: and reached US of A this yr
[17:40] zombiezparadize: DAMN
[17:40] zombiezparadize: I want to scream
[17:41] zombiezparadize: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[17:41] zombiezparadize: no that doesn't help
[17:41] zombiezparadize: sorry to bug you
[17:41] zombiezparadize: you carry on with your work
[17:41] zombiezparadize: I am one fucked up dumbass
[17:42] zombiezparadize: and this fucking AIM says, "SubhobrotoSinha has entered text"
[17:42] zombiezparadize: yeah where? It must have gone down AIM's asshole
[17:52] zombiezparadize: delete that god damned letter you have typed in there, will you
[17:52] SubhobrotoSinha: it was fuking whitespace
[17:53] SubhobrotoSinha: fuking AIM
[17:53] SubhobrotoSinha: fuking documentation
[17:53] zombiezparadize: and I am reeling for the lack of documentation!
[17:53] zombiezparadize: FUCK everything
[17:53] zombiezparadize: every god damned commercial practice..I will design my own way of writing software
[17:54] SubhobrotoSinha: http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/AIM
[17:55] zombiezparadize: addition to the crown! Websense thinks this link is fucked up! Its BLOCKED!!
[17:56] SubhobrotoSinha: Should I send my screenshot of this page being blocked
[17:57] SubhobrotoSinha: It says the reason is "Tasteless"
[17:57] SubhobrotoSinha: ha ha
[17:57] zombiezparadize: WTF!
[17:57] zombiezparadize: mine doesn't say anything!
[17:57] SubhobrotoSinha: who decided on the taste !
[17:57] zombiezparadize: A bloody ROBOT!
[17:57] SubhobrotoSinha: My IT SUpp has sense of humour
[17:57] SubhobrotoSinha: They play little funny music now and then to remind me I am being monitored
[17:58] zombiezparadize: yeah and he should have his humor pushed right up his ass....this is an encyclopedia god damn it!

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