A poem on ME!!!

Well well well!
Yes somebody found me worthy enough to write a poem on!
Well let me introduce Ria Shah who has been a friend for quite sometime. The best thing about her is that she is always ready to listen to whatever crap I have to say.
Ok I'm not taking a shot at flattery here and without much non-sense, I will present the poem she has written about ME!
The Poem goes in the form of a conversation between Anonymous (Ria??) and me.
(I find the last line to be the most hilarious and so would others if they understand the context!)

Kaushik kaushik are you in love??

Yes, my friend I'm in love!

Hmm, who is she??

She!! What she??? I'm in love with machines!

Haaahhhh!!! Machines! What machines??

I'm in love with my laptop…aah it's so sexy,

Then, my camera, it keeps me so contented!

Ohhh! Then what about girls, don't you love them??

Yeah yeah I do!!

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I have pictures of pretty girls, I love them all!

Wow, that's so cool! Alas, you love gals in pictures!!

"Voluntary retirement" is sometimes good for health!!

Let me clarify here, that I do love girls in person if they love me back!